Fight on for Burt’s Crank!

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(Parody of “Fight On, Coast Guard, Fight On!”)

Verse 1:

Fight on, Burt’s crew, fight on to victory!

Through storm and sweat and strain.

We patch her hull, we grease her gears,

And chase off rust and rain.

No deck too slick, no line too faint,

We’ll hold her fast and true—

From bow to stern (and every taint),

We’ll see this mission through!

Chorus:

So fight on, Burt’s crew, fight on to victory,

Keep your bearings tight and strong!

Fight on, Burt’s crew, fight on again,

We’ll keep her running all day long!

Bridge:

From sunrise grind to sunset glow,

We keep the pressure right, you know.

A steady hand, a knowing grin—

We’re shipshape boys from stem to fin!

Final Chorus:

Fight on, Burt’s crew, fight on to victory,

For the tales we’ll tell tonight!

Fight on, Burt’s crew, fight on again,

’Cause Burt’s crew does it right!